Ann Coulter
October 12, 2001
Affirmative action for Osama
The Department of Transportation has established quotas (or "goals,"
as the regulations insist) for the government's pet victims. The discriminatory
regulations are being challenged by the Adarand Construction company, which is
not owned by a woman, a Pakistani or some other currently preferred ethnic
group.
It's especially appropriate that it is construction contracts at issue in the
Adarand case, since the money now funding Osama bin Laden's slaughter of
Americans came from his family's construction business. The New York Times has
called the discriminatory scheme a "watered-down affirmative action
program" and wondered what the white complainant was kvetching about.
One of the patriotic Americans who flew a bombing raid over Afghanistan last
Sunday was a guy named Vinnie. A few more bombing raids and President Bush will
be able to cruise over Afghanistan in a Piper Cub puddle-jumper without risk.
But guys like Vinnie are discriminated against by their own government in favor
of Pakistani immigrants named "Osama." (And women. Hey! Wasn't women
in the military a great idea until we had a war?) The Bush administration
supports the discriminatory regime.
If Islam is not responsible for terrorism, why is Vinnie responsible for
slavery? I'm just trying to get the rules straight on collective guilt. It's
perplexing to hear liberals carrying on so about how peaceful most Muslims are.
That's surely true, just as the vast majority of whites oppose slavery. But the
very same people who are anxious to quell the rare anti-Arab hate crimes in
response to 19 Arabs attacking America are the ones who are usually found
ginning up hate crimes against whites for slavery.
According to an article in The Washington Post last week, far from blaming
Muslim immigrants to this country, Americans are showering them with love bombs.
Some of the stories were sweet, such as churches and synagogues sending support
to a mosque that had been spray-painted with anti-Arab graffiti.
But many were not responses to any skinhead attack at all. It was just Americans
flooding Muslims with flowers, cards, gifts from store managers and free meals
at restaurants. All this merely for belonging to the same religion as the
cold-blooded killers who recently attacked America.
One Muslim woman described eating at Chason's Country Buffet in Winchester, Va.,
with two non-Muslim friends a few days after the attack. When the waitress
approached their table, they assumed it was to throw them out. But instead, the
waitress "handed them the $30 they had paid for their food, saying the
restaurant wanted to give them a free meal."
Belonging to the same general ethnic group as people who held slaves more than a
century ago doesn't get you a free meal anyplace. Not just a "vast
majority," but no white American owns a slave. How about liberals hugging
us? No, no. Only Muslims are immune from collective responsibility.
The pope has issued apologies for everything from the Holocaust to the execution
of a 15th-century Czech reformer. The Southern Baptist Convention apologized for
slavery and the United Methodist Church for an 1864 massacre of Indians. Bill
Clinton apologized so often -- except for his own execrable behavior -- that you
expected him to start showing up at police stations confessing to crimes he
didn't commit. (But not the many he did commit.)
Only the West's guilt is collective, omnipresent and unbounded.
Unless it is guilt for something America is doing right now and that could be
stopped -- like abortion. It is unseemly to talk about the nation's current
sins, especially if you're Jerry Falwell. We're supposed to wait for the 28th
century's Bill Clinton to issue some impotent, meaningless apology.
Immediately following Lexington and Concord, when the fate of short-lived
revolution was very much in doubt, Abigail Adams wrote a letter to her husband
describing her neighbors dying by the score of smallpox. As David McCullough
writes in his best-selling biography of John Adams, "heartsick, searching
for an answer to why such evil should 'befall a city and the people,' Abigail
had pondered whether it could be God's punishment for the sin of slavery."
The ACLU immediately demanded an apology. And we're still apologizing. By
"we," I mean "Vinnie." Someday, liberals will have a theory
as to why American-born white men must be punished to remedy the sins of
abortion.
Under the affirmative action program now pending before the Supreme Court in
Adarand Constructors v. Mineta, each of the 12,000 boys born in Pakistan last
year who were named "Osama" would be granted preferential treatment
over American-born whites. They just have to immigrate here. Our government
discriminates against native-born Americans in favor of Pakistanis.
©2001 Universal Press Syndicate